The cast and crew entered the conference room with a proud glee upon their faces and to an excited round of standing ovation from all who were present; rightly so, as their movie has reach the #1 Box Office in America three seconds after its debut.
The atmosphere was charged still, even after everyone took their seats following 55 minutes of thunderous applause. The conference was organized so that the press could immediately begin their questioning of the cast and crew.
The first question presented was by a fellow named Holland, who asked about the work put into this masterpiece. The creators did not respond and instead only succeeded in confusing reporters with a cross-eyed fat face. However, after several minutes of this uncomfortable and awkward silence, one of the actors made a comment.
Mandrake: "People Crying is a travesty."
Promptly proceeding this denouncement of the movie, all cast and crew at the press conference stood up abruptly, turned to face the door and marched out with a most vicious scowl on their faces. To further baffle the audience present, they were heard giggling maniacally down the hall way leading to the exit while shouting what I could only make out to be, "Abandon ship! Abandon Kip!"
Shortly after this fiasco all members mysteriously vanished. Police investigations are currently being conducted with the only viable clue being this disturbing and crude drawing:
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