Hear Hear! Critics Rave! People Crying is the Bee's Knees!

Some are calling it "A greater spectacle than the product of World War I, World War II and Muhammad Ali's nutsack!". This is just one of the multitudes of outlandish statements that are being said in praise of the newest feature by acclaimed film company, Chairmaster Productions. In their latest daring and extravagant journey into the psyche of the human mind, the creators followed a vision and summed up the film in these fine words:

"Well you see, People Crying is a classical retelling of an 18th century love story involving two Bavarian hunks and the emotions they fought against to maintain their rancid lust."

As anyone can gather from this insightful description, this thought provoking work is bound for stardom. Rumor even has it that there is already Oscar buzz surfacing for this film.










The entire cast and crew of People Crying are scheduled for a press conference in the near future and further light will be shed on this masterpiece of mankind.