It was 5:37 PM today in Spokane, Washington when local police radio chatter was cluttered with strange descriptions pertaining to one of the members of Chairmaster Productions.
This man (later identified as Tim Wang) was found face down, naked, bloodied and unconscious on the doorstep of a local IHOP breakfast restaurant by an employee. The employee phoned for help and what was uncovered was more disturbing than anyone could imagine.
When police arrived it was immediately apparent that Tim had lost consciousness due to vigorous bouts of jumping back and forth in the same spot in front of IHOP. The indication was vividly clear by his bloody sole and by his footprint permanently pressed into the concrete; which suggests hour upon hours of repeated hopping. The humor of the ironic act was lost however, when police found a VCR tape nearby as well as a paper bag that was filled with a human eye and some hops.
When paramedics arrived, police were shocked to discovered that it was in fact, Tim's eye in the bag, the supplier of the hops are still unknown at the moment.
The footage on the tape revealed a disturbing look into the reasons for his irony filled self destructive tendencies. When questioned about the tape, a police officer's only description of it was:
"[It is] an epic tale of a Norwegian family whose lives are bound by their eternal lust for each other. However, before coming to terms with their predicament, they must first reign supreme in the battle for Jupiter against a gang of ancient Egyptian skunks."
Well this clever reporter "borrowed" a copy of the film and so here it is, the reasoning behind the madness...
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